Omg Blainey Boo, is it really your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLING!!! I wish I'd known sooner, I would have made something for you. <3 And pssh, you're not old, you're a youngster. Anyway, I hope you have a fabulous birthday, as fabulous as you, and that you'll be spoiled like there's no tomorrow. You deserve it. Love you *smooches*

YES IT REALLY IS I’M AN OLD MAN NOW THANK U THO ILU u could make me a late thing I wouldn’t mind. Wink wink nudge nudge